Empolyment offer

Hello Dear csraju1.institute,

We are urgently looking for a hard working and honest person, who is willing to work and

relocate to Australia for a duration of 3 years

renewable contract with a good salary and other incentive. if you are interested,

Kindly forward your resume to,

Mail : recruiter@australiamail.com

Empolyment offer

Hello Dear csraju1.institute,

We are urgently looking for a hard working and honest person, who is willing to work and

relocate to Australia for a duration of 3 years

renewable contract with a good salary and other incentive. if you are interested,

Kindly forward your resume to,

Mail : recruiter@australiamail.com

Jokes

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8sT5H9Ab0U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8sDKcSe7M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvHnj4MkC24

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoUHTDj4MyE

 

Joke 1

 

FIRST 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE

§  In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

§  In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

§  In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

 

Joke 2

 

A little old lady went to a grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash register said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up the cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day she tries to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier demands proof that she has a dog, because sometime old people eat dog food. She went home and brought in the dog. She then got the dog food. The next day she brought in a small box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like shit." The little old lady said, "it is!. Now can I buy three rolls of toilet paper?"

 

Joke 3

 

http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Doctor/2813.htm  (lengthy & nice)

 

Joke 4 (Dog & Women & Men having Gas trouble)

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. At that time, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decideds that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "great they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

 

Joke 5

 

http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Entertainment/355.htm  (Wife left with  Cop and driver throught returning her back)

 

Joke 6  -- Doctor and Nurse

 

http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Doctor/3518.htm

 

Joke 7

 

Sardar Out Shopping

Gatnam went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. 'I would like to buy this small TV,' he told the salesman.
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' he replied.

So Gatnam hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, 'I would like to buy this TV.'

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied for a second time.
'Damn! Gatnam exploded, 'he recognized me.'

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, different clothes, big sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.
'I would like to buy this TV.'

'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied.
Angry now and frustrated, Gatnam shouted, 'How do you know I'm a Sardar?'
'Because that's a microwave,' he replied.

 

 

Thanks & Best Regards,

Shankar Raju

 

VP - Global Delivery, Web Synergies (India) Pvt. Ltd.

H/p: 91-9502344400

Office: 91 (40) 66611904 Ext.329

http://www.websynergies.in

 

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http://spacemattersfurnitures.blogspot.in/2012/10/office-furniture-for-sale-in-hyderabad.html

 

Thanks & Best Regards,

Shankar Raju

 

VP - Global Delivery, Web Synergies (India) Pvt. Ltd.

H/p: 91-9502344400

Office: 91 (40) 66611904 Ext.329

http://www.websynergies.in

 

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Thanks & Best Regards,

Shankar Raju

 

VP - Global Delivery, Web Synergies (India) Pvt. Ltd.

H/p: 91-9502344400

Office: 91 (40) 66611904 Ext.329

http://www.websynergies.in

 

From: Shankar Raju
Sent: Friday, October 04, 2013 1:25 PM
To: csraju@gmail.com
Cc: csraju1.institute@blogger.com
Subject: Venkat - Dilsuk Nagar - Workstations

 

09966409840

Thanks & Best Regards,

Shankar Raju

 

VP - Global Delivery, Web Synergies (India) Pvt. Ltd.

H/p: 91-9502344400

Office: 91 (40) 66611904 Ext.329

http://www.websynergies.in

 

Venkat - Dilsuk Nagar - Workstations

09966409840

Thanks & Best Regards,

Shankar Raju

 

VP - Global Delivery, Web Synergies (India) Pvt. Ltd.

H/p: 91-9502344400

Office: 91 (40) 66611904 Ext.329

http://www.websynergies.in

 

Fwd: GREETINGS FROM CMC LTD (A TATA ENTERPRISE)

Thanks,

Sankar.

Begin forwarded message:

From: Prabhu Kumar Gade <prabhu@websynergies.biz>
Date: 7 August 2013 5:27:03 PM GMT+05:30
To: Shankar Raju <Shankar.Raju@websynergies.biz>
Subject: FW: GREETINGS FROM CMC LTD (A TATA ENTERPRISE)

You shall do something similar to this…

 

Best Regards, 

Prabhu

Senior VP, Sales & Marketing

 

Ph: +65-6603 5160

DID: +65-6603 5162

H/p: +65-9388 5192

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From: Praveena(CMC Placements) [mailto:praveena@cmcplacements.com]
Sent: Wednesday, 7 August, 2013 7:13 PM
To: cmcplacements
Subject: GREETINGS FROM CMC LTD (A TATA ENTERPRISE)

 

Dear Sir/Ma'am,

The demand from the industry for students from CMC (www.cmcltd.com), a TATA Enterprise and a subsidiary of TCS is growing very rapidly. Last year alone 1,000 students have been placed in IT companies, ITES and other industries in IT roles.

If you require skilled people for IT roles, CMC provides the best Industry Ready candidates who can deliver from day one. The typical profile of the candidates is as follows:

- Graduate students from B.E/ B.Tech/MCA-2012 & 2013 Pass outs.

- Selected candidates undergo 4 months training and experience on projects

- CMC curriculum is specially designed keeping the industry requirements in mind

- The learning is delivered by a pool of expert faculty including practicing project managers providing solid grounding in fundamental concepts

The candidates have undergone training in integrated programs covering Linux OS, C, OOPS Using C++, JAVA, .Net, Testing and Oracle – SQL

Key benefits of CMC Sourcing Alliance

• A strong dedicated team of executives to interface with your recruitment teams to select the ideal profile
• A presence across major cities in the country to meet your country wide needs
• Fully facilitated process, for recruitment drives conducted onsite or in CMC location
• CMC Academy can customize the training program to meet your medium and long term people skills requirement
• Large pool of profiles, matching all your entry level IT role requirements
• There is no cost of hiring for you

I am here with requesting for your APPOINTMENT for bidirectional benefit i.e. you will get suitable candidates for your requirement and our students will get an opportunity to work with a reputed company like yours.

We are keen to understand your requirement and will be glad to provide you further details about the model. I look forward to hear from you.

Regards

Praveena

9030457769,040-66776161

CMC, Placement Cell