https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8sT5H9Ab0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8sDKcSe7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvHnj4MkC24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoUHTDj4MyE
Joke 1
FIRST 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
§ In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
§ In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
§ In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Joke 2
A little old lady went to a grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash register said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up the cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day she tries to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier demands proof that she has a dog, because sometime old people eat dog food. She went home and brought in the dog. She then got the dog food. The next day she brought in a small box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like shit." The little old lady said, "it is!. Now can I buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
Joke 3
http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Doctor/2813.htm (lengthy & nice)
Joke 4 (Dog & Women & Men having Gas trouble)
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. At that time, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decideds that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "great they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
Joke 5
http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Entertainment/355.htm (Wife left with Cop and driver throught returning her back)
Joke 6 -- Doctor and Nurse
http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Doctor/3518.htm
Joke 7
Sardar Out Shopping
Gatnam went to the sale at electrical shop and he found a bargain. 'I would like to buy this small TV,' he told the salesman.
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' he replied.
So Gatnam hurried home, removed his turban, and changed his hair style and returned to repeat to the salesman, 'I would like to buy this TV.'
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied for a second time.
'Damn! Gatnam exploded, 'he recognized me.'
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, different clothes, big sunglasses and he waited a few days until he saw the salesman again.
'I would like to buy this TV.'
'Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars,' the salesman replied.
Angry now and frustrated, Gatnam shouted, 'How do you know I'm a Sardar?'
'Because that's a microwave,' he replied.
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Shankar Raju
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